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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Seahawks defenders want to "put the team on our back" - NBC Sports
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
How often should you forgive someone for hurting you? At what point should you cut ties?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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